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Okay, okay, I’m going to tell you what Hermione sees in Ron.

A trio is a balancing act, right? They’re equalizers of each other. Harry’s like the action, Hermione’s the brains, Ron’s the heart. Hermione has been assassinated in these movies, and I mean that genuinely—by giving her every single positive character trait that Ron has, they have assassinated her character in the movies. She’s been harmed by being made to be less human, because everything good Ron has, she’s been given.

So, for instance: “If you want to kill Harry, you’re going to have to kill me too”—RON, leg is broken, he’s in pain, gets up and stands in front of Harry and says this. Who gets that line in the movie? Hermione.

“Fear of a name increases the fear of the thing itself.” Hermione doesn’t say Voldemort’s name until well into the books—that’s Dumbledore’s line. When does Hermione say it in the movies? Beginning of Movie 2.

When the Devil’s Snare is curling itself around everybody, Hermione panics, and Ron is the one who keeps his head and says “Are you a witch or not?” In the movie, everybody else panics and Hermione keeps her head and does the biggest, brightest flare of sunlight spell there ever was.

So, Hermione—all her flaws were shaved away in the films. And that sounds like you’re making a kick-ass, amazing character, and what you’re doing is dehumanizing her. And it pisses me off. It really does.

In the books, they balance each other out, because where Hermione gets frazzled and maybe her rationality overtakes some of her instinct, Ron has that to back it up; Ron has a kind of emotional grounding that can keep Hermione’s hyper-rationalness in check. Sometimes Hermione’s super-logical nature grates Harry and bothers him, and isn’t the thing he needs even if it’s the right thing, like when she says “You have a saving people thing.” That is the thing that Harry needed to hear, she’s a hundred percent right, but the way she does it is wrong. That’s the classic “she’s super logical, she’s super brilliant, but she doesn’t know how to handle people emotionally,” at least Harry.

So in the books they are this balanced group, and in the movies, in the movies—hell, not even Harry is good enough for Hermione in the movies. No one’s good enough for Hermione in the movies—God isn’t good enough for Hermione in the movies! Hermione is everybody’s everything in the movies.

Harry’s idea to jump on the dragon in the books, who gets it in the movies? Hermione, who hates to fly. Hermione, who overcomes her withering fear of flying to take over Harry’s big idea to get out of the—like, why does Hermione get all these moments?

[John: Because we need to market the movie to girls.]

I think girls like the books, period. And like the Hermione in the books, and like the Hermione in the books just fine before Hollywood made her idealized and perfect. And if they would have trusted that, they would have been just fine.

Would the movies have been bad if she was as awesome as she was in the books, and as human as she was in the books? Would the movies get worse?

She IS a strong girl character. This is the thing that pisses me off. They are equating “strong” with superhuman. To me, the Hermione in the book is twelve times stronger than the completely unreachable ideal of Hermione in the movies. Give me the Hermione in the book who’s human and has flaws any single day of the week.

Here’s a classic example: When Snape in the first book yells at Hermione for being an insufferable know-it-all, do you want to know what Ron says in the book? “Well, you’re asking the questions, and she has to answer. Why ask if you don’t want to be told?” What does he say in the movie? “He’s got a point, you know.” Ron? Would never do that. Would NEVER do that, even before he liked Hermione. Ron would never do that.


— Melissa Anelli THROWS IT DOWN about the way Ron and Hermione have been adapted in the movies on the latest episode of PotterCast. Listen here. This glorious rant starts at about 49:00. (via karakamos)

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#your beautiful misused face


Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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#ffr #number 5 tho

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat. 

Guys, for real, I love when people do this. You could even go on anon if you want and just be like “Hey, this is *nickname* again!” like I don’t even care. Just talk to me, let me know what’s happening in your life, ask about my day, tell me a story, give me headcanons, complain about school or work or parents, just DO IT

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orangethrower asked: Oolong, bubble tea, milk and chamomile?

oolong: what are you hoping to be doing in ten years?

This is a hard question to answer because I’m feeling a little directionless right now, but I suppose ten years is a long way away.  So I guess I hope that, in ten years’ time, I’ll be working in a field I love and not something just to be doing something to make money.  I also hope that I’ve written something, published or not.  I want to have something finished by then.

bubble tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?

I HATE amusement park rides.  Funny story, a friend convinced me to go on the Kamikaze at the state fair (I think it’s actually called the Sky Fire or something like that there) a few years ago and I screamed and cried so much that the guy in front of us asked my friend if she could shut me up. So I guess I’d choose anything chill and slow-moving and not-loopy because… no.

milk: do you have any allergies?

I’m allergic to penicillin and sulfa drugs (which basically makes finding antibiotics for any infection I might have super fun) and raspberry-scented lotions/candles give me itchy eyes and make me sneeze.

chamomile: comfort movie?

Any Harry Potter movie.  If I’m feeling like shit, I’ll just reach for those because I know they’ll make everything feel better.  

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Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.

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